Natellia's Scriblings

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A page in Natellia's journal that is titled 'Observations of Horuset members'

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Quagoch:
- A pureblood of an age that I have not yet determined
- Disgusting hair
- A capable fighter, but prone to fits of rage. This can be exploited.
- Regrets being pureblood. Wish he had a harder time in training.
- Does not understand his privilege
- Must be reminded perhaps?
- Expect opposition? No
Nedhorroc:
- Zabrak of an undetermined age. Probably close to my own
- Views himself as important
- Touchy on his race. Expected
- Attacked me for explaining my origins. Called me a traitor and unworthy of being sith
Alencia:
- Human
- Confident, determined. She is a presence.
- Seems in good standing with superiors. Knows how to approach and talk to them
- Does not seem hostile, yet.
- Is an extremely defensive fighter. Her defense is admirable and almost impenetrable with my current skillset.
- Is susceptible to force-based attacks. I used this to my advantage in the first spar we had.
- She can adapt quickly and is quick on her feet
- She has a cybernetic arm. That hurt.
- I am to train with her
Tashha:
- Apprentice, I think
- Presumably female
- Very knowledgable on sith, it seems
- Has clear authority over others
Nobrcer:
- Rutian male, late teens
- Apparently antagonized Tashha
- Became her lackey
- Coward. Ran from Cadeus Horuset
- Quite a dimwit as well
Cadeus Horuset:
- Most likely has sand up his ass, which makes him cranky
- Completely arrogant
- Likes to throw around titles

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A page in Natellia's journal that is titled 'Second set of observations of Horuset members'

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Aljo:
- A figure of authority. Overseer?
- Lethan
- Old
- I expect resistance from her when it comes to my silence
Siors:
- Male, human
- Has a weird beard
- I think he is an apprentice, but not sure
- Might be a bit of a doughhead
- Not hostile so far.
Anabelle:
- Hooded female
- She likes her black
- I wonder what her taste in men is *A smiley face is scribbled behind that sentence*
- She has a mask. I wonder why.
- A bit… weird?
Soyut Vipion:
- Very red. A pureblood, so that’s a given
- Interesting hair.
- Likes rain.
- Gay?
- Haven’t talked with him yet, but he seems moderate.
Cerberus Black:
- Likes his mask
- Likes to flaunt his intelligence
- Likes his authority
- Does not like me
- He is probably a bit insecure
Xuna Abaeir
- Rather pale. Needs a tan
- Has a lot of tatoos
- I doubt that she’s human
- Really really loves art.
- Definitely a doughhead
Uldrinn:
- Beard
- Would suck as a sniper
- Can be inventive
Nobrcer:
- Most definitely a doughhead
Valkara:
- Doesn’t seem to care all that much
- Made herself useful in the trial.
Sovernus:
- A bit of a weird one
- Likes to think he’s intelligent
- Tried to take charge on multiple occassions

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A page in Natellia's journal that is titled 'Third set of observations of Horuset members'

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Arcukot:
- Has a head that resembles my pencil eraser
- Probably has some blood pressure issues
- Should lay off the cake
Hirak:
- Has a presence unlike any other in the household
- Knows a lot. Cares little for idiots.
- I may have mistaken him for a large rodent once. It’s the helmet
Aljo:
- Perhaps not old
- Has a way with words
- Sass monster
Aregra:
- Does not appear like other purebloods
- Wife of Lord Trakaton
- Seems… gentle?
- Nice hair
Trakaton:
- Nice cape
- Decent hair
- Weird face
- Must travel back in time to find his fashion designer
Nedhorroc:
- Still a bitch
- Maybe a bit too horny

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A page in Natellia's journal that is titled 'Fourth set of observations of Horuset members'

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Cadeus Horuset:
- May have autism as he does not like being touched
- Possible alcoholic
- Snorted at my mistake in the lesson. Let’s hope he gets pneumonia
- How to make Cadeus have blood pressure issues: Be Nobrcer
Cerberus Black:
- Likes spooning. Maybe with Cadeus?
- I wonder how he likes his caffa
Nobrcer:
- I wonder how he has the intelligence to keep breathing
- HOW IS HE ALIVE?!
Aljo:
- If she was a toilet, she would suck, because she doesn’t take any shit
Vaenra Ahset:
- Most likely has humor
Yutal Vipion:
- Most likely does not have humor
Adilea:
- Don’t get on her bad side
Jen’kaar Vipion:
- Knows how to talk
- Don’t know whether she can cook
- Made a remark about my face. She asked questions. Might be someone I can get along with
- Definitely don’t get on her bad side
Jackler:
- Jackler. Hackler. Sackler. Sackler… Sacky? Saggy balls.

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A page in Natellia's journal that is titled 'Fifth set of observations of Horuset members'

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Jen’kaar Vipion
- Has some smart things to say
Siors:
- Likes to show off
- How nice of his mother to do his hair
Xuna Abaeir:
- Most likely has aids by now
- Or hepatitis
- Don’t touch her. She nasty.
Valkara:
- I should change hair color. Apparently it gets you apprentice faster
Cadeus Horuset:
- Still doesn’t like to be touched
- Will likely never become a chef
- I will eat my shoe if he turns out not to be constipated all the time
Arcukot:
- Has he gotten balder?
- I could swear he was having an aneurysm on the spot
- I pity the caretaker that has to help him to the toilet
- I wonder how he hasn’t killed himself yet
Nedhorroc:
- This guy needs to get laid. Like… seriously
- I am not volunteering
- Might be a teeny tiny bit retarded
Nobrcer
- I give up

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A page in Natellia's journal that is titled 'Sixth set of observations of Horuset members'

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Cadeus Horuset:
- Snitches get stitches
Annabelle:
- Does not understand human anatomy
- Presumably fluffy
- She must be smoking the good stuff
- She is kinda nice
- I appreciate her patience
Aljo:
- Must remember not to listen to her
- Is she literate?
- She does seem to listen to me, in spite of the fact that she lacks ears.
- ‘’I haven’t been cheery since I was five years old’’. Only Uldrinn would be surprised by that and he can barely see.
- Maybe she just wants a hug
- Would that be worth dying for though?
Zunda:
- People thought she had a drinking problem.
- She definitely does.
- Might be on her period
- Shopping list: Buy ice cream.
Hirak:
- An intergalactic man of mystery because at no point am I sure if he’s going to throw you across the room or buy you dinner.
Soyut Vipion:
- Has the attention span of a fruit fly
Jen’kaar Vipion:
- Maybe has humor
Utahis:
- Something about him annoys me
Nobrcer:
- Still retarded
- I am so done with him
- NOT EVEN A BLACK HOLE IS SO DENSE. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!
- He’s like the store brand version of a Sith Acolyte
Cerberus Black:
- What a LEGacy this guy has.
- He must eat a lot of LEGumes
- Was that training even LEGal?
- He doesn’t have a LEG to stand on
- The costs of his recovery will cost him an arm and a LEG

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A page in Natellia's journal that is titled 'Seventh set of observations of Horuset members'

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Tashha:
- She needs a boyfriend
- Maybe a puppy
- Scratch the puppy. She could eat it!
- Judging by her circumference, I don’t think she would pass on eating anything!
- Joking aside, I quite like her.
Nobrcer:
- First he was just tall and stupid. Now he is tall, stupid AND fat
- If he gets any fatter, he will turn into a black hole. Worse, he’ll turn into Tashha!
Vaenra Ahset:
- They’d be better of calling her Vaenra Hazmat. Cuz she stinks
Johran Hass:
- Tiny hands
- He must be quite crispy from all the roasting I did.
Zhaixe:
- She has headaches. Poor thing.
- Should I offer her a banana? Would it be worth the black eye?
Tyrjos:
- Has a drinking problem among acolytes developed during my absence?
Yutal Vipion:
- I wonder what went on in the archives last night. Surely it cannot be good.
- Perhaps it is the lord’s… lady time
- I will find some tampons and put them under his pillow. He clearly needs ‘em.
Terakin:
- Terakin? More like, Terrible chin.
- Terrible manners too.
- There is no length this man won’t go to to be extremely gay
- His last boyfriend couldn’t have made him less of a man than I did.
- That wankstain thinks he can be cheeky. Enjoy your lockjaw.
Aljo:
- Guuuuurl, you be looking fine as hell!
- I used to be an acolyte like you, but then I took an Aljo to the knees.
Annabelle:
- I dislike you the least
Aregra:
- I dislike you the 2nd least
Xuna Abaeir:
- Still an unholy bloodsucking demonspawn. Nothing new there.
Lazar Rio’caral
- I don’t understand the sith. They allowed a walking twig to become acolyte.
- I bet he’d fall over if you blow gently at him
- He’s the personification of my menstrual cycle: it comes when you don’t want it to.

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A page in Natellia's journal that is titled 'Eighth set of observations of Horuset members'

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Annabelle:
- The fact that I sought to get closer to her is no coincidence.
Hirak:
- Have a chocolate bar. You’re not you when you’re hungry
Kuza:
- An adorable idiot
- He may be of use later.
Sherrena:
- What are you? Do tell me. The inner machinations of your mind are an enigma.
Corran:
- A compassionate fool.
- I have started to doubt his literacy.
- Autism.
- He reminds me of Jhûn. I miss him.
Vliriel:
- If she can smell so well, can she also smell the bullshit coming out of her own mouth?
Adilea:
- I can tolerate you.
Xuna Abaeir:
- Everyone is retarded
Aljo:
- Aljo and high blood pressure. Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait.
Lazar Rio’caral:
- You need to work on your face, because that is the only joke here.
- Maybe if this Sith business does not work out for him, he can become a farmer.
Rendvir Arvanis:
- The guy’s smarter than he appears
- A useful tool, to be sure. A potential future ally, perhaps?
- Does he have hepatitis?
- He has considerable difficulty with conjuring up his own plans but does well once things get rolling
Johran Hass:
- This guy was meant to be a follower from the day he walked in, and I intend to treat him as such.
- Quite possibly a shitty sith.
Valqine:
- The personification of everything that is wrong with the sith
- Never trust a guy with an ego that big.
- I can’t quite fathom he hasn’t collapsed in on himself yet.
Sovernus:
- The man valqine wishes he was
Nobrcer:
- I regret not being more patient with him. Perhaps If I had taken my time to forge him into a proper sith, he may not have gone out the way he did. It is a pity that he is gone, but it is the path that he chose to walk. I promise not to make the same mistake twice. I’ve lost too much already...

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A page in Natellia's journal that is titled 'Ninth set of observations of Horuset members'

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Vliriel:
- If headless chickens could talk
- She is absolutely clueless about everything.
- If I want someone to exploit, I know who it will be.
Sovernus:
- He is the one person that I know is not an idiot.
- It surprises me no one has taken him.
Ahandra Horuset:
- I did not expect to like her as much as I did.
- I could almost see her sandpaper.
Matentus:
- You continue to meet my expectations
Sherrena:
- She is like a bread cutter: All edge and no point.
- You are by far not pretty enough to have that kind of personality.
- I envy people who have never met you.
Tashha:
- I have a plastic bag on me just in case she starts hyperventilating from the stress.
- It’ll be fine. Everything will be fine. Just breathe.
Uldrinn:
- Is that hood used to hide your growing bald spot?
- Uldrinn? More like, Uldrinking myself into a stupor.
- I’m so funny.
Aljo:
- I think it is safe now to admit that I was wrong about you. You’re a good sith.
- Maybe you’re even a good person, though I wouldn’t bet my money on it… yet.
- I don’t even have money.
Annabelle:
- She is like the big sister I never had.
Cerberus:
- You are the reason why the toilets will be a biohazard for the coming weeks.
Jen’kaar:
- You are certainly… honest.
Siors:
- It’s like he made a beard from three separate goatees. Yuck.

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A page in Natellia's journal that is titled 'Tenth set of observations of Horuset members'

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Cerberus black:
- I always wondered what was behind that mask
- Something in me thought he was a cyborg designed to look like a human
- I regret my curiosity
- Keep your helmet on, friend.
Zhephra:
- You have an interesting face
- 3/10 would not hug
- 10/10 would spoon
- She’d be a great knife with all that edge
Siors:
- Sherrena wants to be his apprentice. Tashha believes both to be pathetic worms. It takes one to know one.
- Tashha believes Siors desires the acolyte romantically
- He must be truly desperate and lonely if that is the case
- I have better taste in women.
Trakaton:
- Poor man looks like he’s constantly constipated
- It must be the stress from being an expecting father
- I am betting five creds that he’s already balding
- Keep Aregra safe.
Aregra:
- Please stay safe
- You’ll be a fine mother
- ...If you keep the child away from your husband’s apprentices.
- and your husband.
Tashha:
- She is the personification of roid rage without the steroids
- If I become apprentice, I know it will be due in large part to her even if she won’t admit it.
- Dem thighs
Vorancitius:
- An absolute unit.
- I didn’t think it was possible, but he proved me a wrong: Fat incarnate can be a sith.
- Dem thighs.
Matentus:
- My opinion of you has improved.
- If you balls are so blue that you feel the need to flirt with me, then you’ve a problem.
- Ask Sherrena. She takes all comers.
Rendvir:
- He likely does his hair each morning with the sweat of Vorancitius’s armpits.
Johran Hass:
- I hope you become Sith Mohtoni’s apprentice, so he can fix your god awful hair.
Annabelle:
- You shouldn’t be the mean girl
- Test me all you want. I can handle it!
- I hope she’ll still have tea with me.
Aljo:
- Yes
Sherrena:
- No
Kayleth:
- Maybe

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