War Tunes (Sith Narazri)

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Name: Cautus Moribus 'Narazri' Horuset

Title and Rank: Sith Harbinger

Task for Acolytes: "The latest reports, both internally and in the Pyramid of Galactic Influence, tell me that a new song has been heard on the warfront, sung by Republic soldiers as a way of provoking our troops. It goes as follows:

Vowrawn has only got one ball,
Krovos does more with none at all,
Xarion’s as good as carrion,
And Anathel might as well sit and bawl

Not to be outdone, I am offering a small reward to any acolyte who can compose a similar song or chant, perhaps even one in direct response to the above. Bear in mind that this will be chanted or sung by Imperial troops to demean the enemy in some way, so keep it simple - I don't want to hear any operas.

Take this as an opportunity to display your creativity. Assuming it meets my standards you will be rewarded and I am certain the troops will thank you for giving them something to reply with when they hear vulgar insults from the other side, rather than being forced to sit and listen in silence."

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What's that I hear, it's coming near,
It's Daerunn's quivering arse!

Wait, there's some more, it's coming, sure,
It's rancid, little Rans!

They quake in fear, hold on so dear,
To Shan's skimpy skirts!

'Cause it's us they hear, we're coming near,
To kick their slimy butts!

Now, join our roar, let's hear some more,
It's Vowrawn's might we bear!

For, yes, it's clear, we are the spear,
That we'll drive up Daerunn's arse!

"My Lord, this is my first time in attempting to make anything rhyme, thus, I hope that it is to your satisfactory.
The tune I made with a chin-harp which I heard one of our Imperial soldiers playing, and who agreed to lend the instrument for me for 30 seconds so no rules and regulations of possessing items which an Acolyte should not have were broken."

Signed, Acolyte Kaellus

"We rise to be the blade,
To cleanse and sweep away,
The enemy who has gone astray,
Fear and shed tears, as we are on our way,
You are our pray, and we have come to slay!"

Here we go back into war!
Bringing reason close and far!
The Republic must now die!
For they live a big old lie!
The Jedi fight to no avail!
The Sith will always make them pale!
The Imp army is the best!
For we are totally gone blessed!

My Lord, this is a marching rhyme meant to inspire the troops and inspire coherence during marching orders.
Force Serve,
Daxze Trihza

My Lord, for the War Tunes task I have written a short battle chant to inspire and motivate the Imperial troops. I have attached a recording in which a cooperative trooper sings the rhyming battle chant.

I hope that my work lives up to your expectations.

Force serve,
Evelyn Ghûl

Lyrics battle chant:
“We fight underneath the starlight,
Throughout the entire night.

For the Empire and its power,
We shall make our enemies cower.

Men, women and children will shiver with fear,
Right as the powerful Sith appear.

We will spill Republic blood,
And watch your dead body fall into the mud.

Because for the mighty Empire we fight,
Throughout the day and night.”

My Lord, I worry the others songs are a tad long and perhaps a bit too complicated as a response to what is effectively a Huttball hooligan chant. As such I submit the following for your consideration:

Your Jedi and your masters,
Your politicians after
Are dying to our blasters
Your Republic's gonna burn!!

(To the following tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6QzbvH-ZNo)

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(Attached are the sound files accompanying the above posts on the old forums)